Photo

ianoshea:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

not being a douchebag is the best way to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7

(via shark-bait-oo-haha)

Source: did-you-kno
Photo

jollyrogers777:

Tequila? Haha. My collection….

(via fuck--you--aurora)

Source: jollyrogers777
Photo
Photo

hrsportfolio:

- Losing someone from your pack is more than losing a family member. It’s like losing a limb. 

(via ragso)

Source: hrsportfolio
Photo
Photo
Photo
Photo
jaimesdimple:

I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget (x)

jaimesdimple:

I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget (x)

(via walkthelonelyroad)

Source: jaimesdimple
Photo
Photo Set
Text

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via lovely-girls-and-perfection)

Source: lindseybluth
Text

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

(via lovely-girls-and-perfection)

Source: mushroomsugar
Text

holmeswatsonmorstan:

imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed

(via lovely-girls-and-perfection)

Source: johnlorck
Text

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via lovely-girls-and-perfection)

Source: and-down-we-go
Text

festeringfae:

Reminder that the creators of Night Vale made their show without any corporate sponsorship or financial compensation other than donations and selling T-shirts and they made it to the number one slot on Itunes and they did it with a godblessed openly queer protagonist and an explicitly dark-skinned love interest thank you and good night.

(via shelby1328)

Source: festeringfae